These 61 Indian Surname Translations From Urban Dictionary Will Make You ROFL

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Can you believe that some wise guys thought of adding Indian surnames to urbandictionary.com*? We looked up online lists giving us the "most common Indian surnames", and then we looked up their meanings on Urban Dictionary. Here are the hilarious results.

If you get "offended" by the meaning of your surname in this list, just laugh at it! Take a deep breath, remember that the internet is filled with rubbish, and move on with your life. Be tolerant. We're just the messenger :)

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Pillai

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Nair

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Arora

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Chopra

5

Gupta

6

Kishore

7

Sethi

8

Rana

9

Nath

10

Narayan

11

Bhat

12

Anand

13

Prasad

14

Mathur

15

Lal

16

Kumar

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Singh

18

Chatterjee

19

Pandit

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D'Souza

21

Mehta

22

Krishnan

23

Dutt

24

Patel

25

Shah

26

Desai

27

Kapoor

28

Jain

29

Verma

30

Sharma

31

Kalyan

32

Kamath

33

Kohli

34

Edward

35

Fernandes

36

D'Mello

37

David

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Dutta

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Banerjee

40

Sen

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Deshpande

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Hashmi

43

Kaif

44

Shaikh

45

Hussain

46

Ali

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Siddiqui

48

Ahmed

49

Kotak

50

Panicker

51

Bose

52

Das

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Menon

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Iyer

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Khan

56

Mistry

57

Chauhan

58

Subramanium

59

Rao

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Habib

*If you don't already know, Urban Dictionary is an online alternate dictionary of sorts that crowdsources meanings for a whole range of terms, right from kitchen utensils to sexual innuendo to, in this case, Indian surnames. While most of the definitions on the website are extremely funny, sarcastic and even downright weird, some of these definitions are proof that the internet also has an extremely dark sense of humor.

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