READING TIME 7 Minutes
We're all wrongly wired in some part of our brain. But, it's actually pretty entertaining (and interesting) to think of all the little weird things that this part makes us do, albeit, secretly. After all, it's the insane in us that helps us stay sane in this insane little world!
Here are 18 things you'd be hell-yeah-ing to as a woman. Because secretly, you do these too:
Even if we're heterosexual. Not to sound sexist, but women are beautiful, and always a delight to look at. Plus, it's not like we check them out in a creepy manner. Guy or girl, if you're checking someone out, not in a creepy way, it's okay. After all, no harm in appreciating beauty, right?
Even if you act cool around your crush, you've virtually stripped and analyzed them and everything connected with them, on the interwebs, and off it. I know, we women find it creepy when guys do exactly that. But long live hypocrisy, yo!
Hee hee :-)
Because why should boys have all the fun? Let's just accept the fact now, not all women would expressively admit, but everyone, I mean literally everyone enjoys pleasuring themselves. And it's perfectly okay.
Truth is, you really love him. And a woman in love...oh that dripping sweetness is sometimes too corny, even for you to handle. Hence, the need for 'playing it cool'.
Woman, this is actually a healthy activity! You should love yourself, and if you do, that's really awesome! :)
And then talk about it while searching for them. Because there's just something empowering about talking about your boobs, no?
Woman, my darling woman, do what you want, but know when to stop. Chances are, the boy might just end up getting pissed and walk away.
And take a perfume/body mist shower instead.
And then just call it your favourite outfit. Because that's the only way the fashion gods are going to forgive you!
And that's how you boast of getting ready in under ten minutes!
You did exactly that on seeing this gif. C'mon now, don't lie!
One cannot take away the "aww" from a woman. One just cannot. Okay?
Not because it needs to come out. But because, somehow, it's fun...bursting-bubble-wrap kind of fun.
And people thought you were embracing a healthier lifestyle? Yeah right! :P
Your response to your crush asking you out, you giving an amazing toast at your bestie's wedding, your winning-an-Oscar speech...even though you're probably a Chartered Accountant, and far from acting in films.
*pukes* Lol, jk. Ya man, Prince Charming! *starry eyes*
You bad, bad girl! x)