10 Honest Ways In Which You Can Be A Perfect Indian Daughter-In-Law

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For women in India, with age comes maturity tension of getting married and an alarming stage of fulfilling each expectation of the Indian society to make a perfect sanskaribahu.

If you are in your twenties and being constantly questioned by your aunties about marriage, then this is the right time to know how you can be a perfect sanskari bahu and shut their mouths. If your friends are also going through the same phase, then let them know, too. A perfect bahu helps everyone, you know?

We did our extensive survey and research and have finally made a list of qualities that you must instill in yourself if you want to be a perfect Indian bahu.

So, here we have got them all for you, ensuring you that someday you will be a perfect marriage material!

So let's get started, ladies!

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1

Always cover your head

...so that they don't see your colored hair streaks, or worse your bob cut.

2

Be polite

...even when you swear, cuss or curse someone. Be soft in your speech and in your screech.

3

Be shy, very shy

...and that way you can always STAY A VIRGIN as they thought you to be.

4

Never ever use the word SEX, it is forbidden

When you want to have sex, just say nimbuda and wink. Easy and sanskari, no?

5

The only drink you should be holding in your hand is a soft drink

...after you have mixed it with some of your favorite liquor.

6

Have a bird-like appetite

Birds chow down like they have been feeling ravenously hungry forever, except they eat politely, and so does a sanskari bahu. They eat a lot to maintain their body temperature and a sanskari bahu eats to maintain her cool.

7

Don't be an all-rounder, but make all round rotis

That is why your maths teacher wouldn't let you go until you had drawn a perfect circle. Dude, that is how you qualify for exams and marriage! No more questions now.

8

Make your mother-in-law scream "NAHIIIII" at least once every day

Doubt yourself if you fail at doing so.

9

Watch only "typical" Indian family movies

...so that they make you furious at absurd society norms and stimulates power in you, to speak against them.

10

Lastly, and most importantly — know how to chop

off discrimination, stereotyping and prejudice with your boldness and confidence.

PS: We believe that marriage should be based on understanding, respect, love, trust and consensual sex, which nowadays is being misunderstood by our very own people, for the people.

Disclaimer:If you did not get the sarcasm in the post, then we are sorry glad to tell you that you will never get a chance to be called sensible and human.

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Ladies, Indian societal expectations from a woman are limitless, and so are ways to liberate yourself from them. Good luck! <3

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