You would think that if someone said 8:30 p.m., they would shop up at 8:30, but no! That's not how it works at all. You have a compulsion to get to places on time but that's not how the rest of the world functions leaving you in socially awkward situations like at a restaurant where you're just holding a table all by yourself waiting for you friends to arrive while there's a huge queue outside. It's like people don't understand the value of time and are constantly late just to piss you off!

1. You're always the first one to arrive anywhere.

2. You've arrived embarrassingly early at parties because to you 9:30 p.m. means 9:30pm and not 11:00pm!

3. You've forced yourself to be late to social gatherings because you've embarrassed yourself enough by arriving on time a few too many times.

4. You've never missed a flight because you arrive at the airport 3 hours before your plane is scheduled to leave.

5. Whenever you have to go out with your family, you're always ready on time and then have to patiently wait while everyone else runs around trying to get ready.

6. You would never be able to date anyone who isn't as punctual because you would probably end up murdering them.

7. People are always lying to you and telling you they're stuck in traffic when you know in reality they just left late.

8. When people say let's meet at 3 p.m. to you it means you'll be at the venue at 3p.m. , not leave your house at 3PM!

9. People who don't know you are often surprised by your punctuality because it seems like no one really expects anyone to be on time anymore!

10. You actually go to places before time because you absolutely hate being late.

11. But you obviously cannot go in early so you spend your time awkwardly hanging outside, scrolling through your phone.

12. Even when you're late, you're usually the first to arrive because people are actually that unpunctual and also because you've never been late for more than like 5 minutes.

13. You like being punctual because you actually value other people's time unlike everyone else out there.

14. When someone compliments you on your punctuality, it gives you great joy because you know you've put in a lot of effort.

15. You just don't understand why people can't just start getting ready and leave earlier instead of being late all the time, how difficult could it be!*&output-format;=auto&output-quality;=auto

16. You just feel like the world would be so much better off if everyone was on time instead of annoying the living shit out of you.

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